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A
golfer
playing
in
Ireland
hooked
his
drive
into
the
woods.
Looking
for
his
ball,
he
found
a
little
Leprechaun
flat
on
his
back,
a
big
bump
on
his
head
and
the
golfer's
ball
beside
him.
Horrified,
the
golfer
got
his
water
bottle
from
the
cart
and
poured
it
over
the
little
guy,
reviving
him.
'Arrgh!
What
happened?'
the
Leprechaun
asked.
'I'm
afraid
I
hit
you
with
my
golf
ball,'
the
golfer
says.
'Oh,
I
see.
Well,
ye
got
me
fair
and
square.
Ye
get
three
wishes,
so
whaddya
want?'
'Thank
God,
you're
all
right!'
the
golfer
answers
in
relief.
'I
don't
want
anything,
I'm
just
glad
you're
OK,
and
I
apologize.'
And
the
golfer
walks
off.
'What
a
nice
guy,'
the
Leprechaun
says
to
himself.
I
have
to
do
something
for
him.
I'll
give
him
the
three
things
I
would
want...
A
great
golf
game,
all
the
money
he
ever
needs,
and
a
fantastic
sex
life.'
A
year
goes
by
(as
it
does
in
shaggy
dog
stories
like
this)
and
the
golfer
is
back.
On
the
same
hole,
he
again
hits
a
bad
drive
into
the
woods
and
the
Leprechaun
is
there
waiting
for
him.
'Twas
me
that
made
ye
hit
the
ball
here,'
the
little
guy
says.
'I
just
want
to
ask
ye,
how's
yer
golf
game?'
'My
game
is
fantastic!'
the
golfer
answers.
I'm
an
internationally
famous
golfer
now.'
He
adds,
'By
the
way,
it's
good
to
see
you're
all
right.'
'Oh,
I'm
fine
now,
thank
ye.
I
did
that
fer
yer
golf
game,
you
know.
And
tell
me,
how's
yer
money
situation?'
'Why,
it's
just
wonderful!'
the
golfer
states.
'When
I
need
cash,
I
just
reach
in
my
pocket
and
pull
out
$100.00
bills
I
didn't
even
know
were
there!''
'I
did
that
fer
ye
also.
And
tell
me,
how's
yer
sex
life?'
The
golfer
blushes,
turns
his
head
away
in
embarrassment,
and
says
shyly,
'It's
OK.'
'C'mon,
c'mon
now,'
urged
the
Leprechaun,
'I'm
wanting
to
know
if
I
did
a
good
job.
How
many
times
a
week?'
Blushing
even
more,
the
golfer
looks
around
then
whispers,
'Once,
sometimes
twice
a
week.'
'What??'
responds
the
Leprechaun
in
shock.
'That's
all?
Only
once
or
twice
a
week?'
'Well,'
says
the
golfer,
'I
figure
that's
not
bad
for
a
Catholic
priest
in
a
small
parish.' |
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Brive
La
Gaillarde-Planchetorte:
East of Brive- easy to find, near to lac du Causse- just over the border Dordogne/Correze about 20 mins from Terrasson 18 holes on 54 hectares, 2 putting greens and driving range of 12 postes
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